Come On, Let’s See How Good He Is at 8

With the ever-increasing trend of high school kids and teenagers going to the NBA, I have been counseling my 3-year-old nephew to forego preschool and declare himself eligible for the draft. He is destined to be a giant and one never knows the potential career-ending injuries that can be sustained in the jungle of kindergarten. He must hedge his bets now and lock in that seven-figure salary, because who knows what can happen in the next 20 years?

DALE BROCKMEYER

Goleta