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You May Be a Winner: To settle a class-action lawsuit, Publishers Clearinghouse will revise its sweepstakes mailings and offer millions of dollars in refunds. “In fact, I believe letters are already going to plaintiffs who filed suit. ‘You may have already won $1 million in your legal action.’ ” (Johnny Robish)

In the Neighborhood: The Clintons went house-hunting again in New York and toured a large white house listed at $1.7 million. “See? Hillary hasn’t even won a Senate race and already she’s making a White House bid.” (Daily Scoop)

Go Figure: Meeting at the premiere of “The Muse,” Lauren Bacall reportedly told Keith Richards that he reminded her of Humphrey Bogart. “I can see it--at least, Bogie as he looks today.” (Bob Mills)

Making More Music: Plugging his new book, Ike Turner told MSNBC about how he went to prison for cocaine. “I didn’t even know Ike worked for American Airlines.” (Jay Leno)

Making Even More Music: A psychiatrist on MSNBC said Ike Turner’s attitude came from self-doubt. “See, I think Ike realizes he will never be as successful as his brother Ted.” (Leno)

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