Everyone can rest easy that we don’t have another dead celebrity on our hands this week. Gary Coleman is safe and sound after being rushed to hospital for an apparent seizure. He was in town to meet with producers about removing a scene from their new film “Midgets vs. Mascots” that features him in full Monty mode -- so hopefully he’ ll be successful. The battle over the nude scene is heating up, especially now that Scottie Pippin has entered the fray. (Richard Drew / Associated Press)
Katy Perry and Russell Brand gettin’ hitched?! We is all aghast and such! A surprise NYE proposal by the British comic brought a lump to her throat and an even bigger lump to his entourage. And they’ve only been dating since September! Quite the whirlwind romance. Maybe they’re planning on “waking up in Vegas.” (Thilbaut Camus / Associated Press)
Although a relaxed, lovey-dovey Mariah is probably far preferable to a histrionic diva, we couldn’t help notice that Carey’s acceptance speech at the Palm Springs International Film Festival was a little loopy. Or a lot loopy, to be honest. Take a gander at it here. (John Shearer / Getty Images)
Comedian and Howard Stern sidekick Artie Langeattempted suicide this week, stabbling himself several times. Thankfully he was found in time and rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to stop the bleeding. (Ethan Miller / Getty Images)
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30 Rock’s Jane Krawkowski’s a single lady no more -- as she got engaged to Psychic Bunny designer Robert Godley. Many remember Jane from “National Lampoon‘s Vacation” where, as Cousin Vicki, she told us how her daddy was great at french kissing. Hopefully for Godley, that was just good acting. (Kevin Wolf / Associated Press)
Johnson & Johnson heiress and fiancee to Tila Tequila, Casey Johnson was found dead in her home on Monday. The cause of death is undetermined, and although no foul is suspected, the full autopsy and toxicology reports won’t be ready for several more weeks. (Charley Gallay / Getty Images)
Rumors are flying that Jay Leno will be moving back to his old 11:30 p.m. time slot, which makes us wonder what’s in store for Conan. I guess we’ll just have to stay tuned... (Gerald Herbert / Associated Press)
So, they held one of these new-fangled award shows here in LA last week, and the craziest thing happened. All these beautiful celebrities showed up wearing elegant, expensive clothes! Isn’t that just wild??? We just had to snap some photos of the phenomenon, because we’re sure it was some sort of once-in-a-lifetime occurrence....oh, wait... (Chris Pizzello / Associated Press)